Monday, April 16, 2007

Dummies Guide to Korporate Law

There are so many laws initiated by korporates today that it's almost impossible not to break one. I'm considering writing a guide because it's gotten to the point where people should be asking themselves, "What korporate laws have I broken today?" Did I download a free mp3, preview a movie over the internet, perhaps allow someone else to view the PPV event which I acquired to entertain myself alone? The guide might be called something like "Dummies Guide to Korporate Laws You Might Break Every Day" but maybe there's a copyright infringement somewhere in that title, so you see I need your help. I for one am pretty ignorant about how the legal systems of the world interpret the law for the benefit of the few. Since ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of "justice" it should behoove us all to have such a guide to help the korporations strike fear into the hearts of every citizen and to keep us on our toes, ever vigilant to the needs of the almighty makers of laws that somehow do not benefit us, the lowly, law-breaking consumer. So your advice and suggestions would be most welcome.

As an added flavor, I might also ask you to suggest better ways for korporate's to extort even more of our money in innovative, fetching campaigns such as adding a bonus charge to 911 calls. They could do that after asking the caller to agree to a $200 surcharge in order to expedite his/her emergency call. It's just a humble first suggestion.

Please help me out. You and I could all benefit from the endeavor.

Thanks

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